ok really?

These define the meaning of W.T.F. Seriously..these people are out there somewhere?? Oy Ve!

Ok, her shirt did make me laugh.

Make mom proud, on her special day

Years of therapy I'm sure.

No words.

And who would do this if they weren't pregnant?

Again-many years of therapy, maybe for everyone in the room.

I can only imagine what his Craig's list ad says.

And Finally-

No one parties like grandma(s) party!

WOOOOZERS.....
so enjoy the Monday and no more sappy love blogs from me for a bit! I'll enjoy the break as much as you! ;)

The End

It's here, we survived the week. Not surprised, we knew we would. Tomorrow I go home to my lonely not so fun, Mark less apartment, I do hope I remember which exit I get off of...Ohhhh just teasing, so farewell to an extraordinary wonderful week/10 days. I do hope we visit each other sometime soon and for much longer-wink wink!

Friday Fruit!

Tee hee....I sell bananas so this was super cute and so so fitting!! :)

"the flasher"

Short and Sweet

We're like a married couple, minus the fighting. End of Story-

Happy Office, 30 Rock Thursday! (good luck in your brackets-come on Purdue!)

Hump Day..

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Damn Spin class had to get up...super productive day today, and not just for me!!! Bum actually had to leave the house today (which he did for about an hour yesterday too but still)...trip home for him to help Grandma and visit. Had to teach spin again this afternoon, dinner with my sis and fam to celebrate 28 glorious years of her being on this earth and then out to the OPP to pick Mark up and a "howdy ho" to Mr. and Mrs. Morow. While I had an alright good day Mr. Bum did not...his poor (relatively new)car which stays in his parents garage (yes the princess I am took the parking spot at his condo) was completely dead...and still is...no fun not fair..but then again I'm dating Larry David the II so I'm not surprised, it's the luck he has...so anyways long day for both...long drive back to the city with the very humorous Adam Corolla podcast (which everyone should listen to) to get us through, finally home-time to unwind...Happy almost weekend!

Tuesday!

So I am a fat ass and slept through the 4:45 alarm clock to go work out....just made me go twice as long this afternoon (twss)...but it wasn't like I was having any motivation from Mr. Morow, ah well. Either way I rolled out about 6:15ish (after a slight alarm mishap-ha)....quietly got ready trying not to disturb the beast.....left a quick "honey-do" list (so nicely on the toilet seat where I knew he'd see it)
and was out the door...it's good to know traffic isn't so bad with my new (early) east coast hours for work....amazing how nicely things fall into place when and where they should :)

Fast forward 8 hours,many an IM's later (what can you say we're addicted to each other), a meaningful love affair with Mr. Xsport, quick trip to the grocery store, and I'm back home!! Vacation bums been basting brats all night and all day in beer-he's like a proud dad, so he twittered it, soI didn't get to cook anything (ok by me!)-even though I don't eat meat I will say it smelt awful good, but yuck I'll stick with the rice and veggies....and now on to now. So I'm guessing by now you've learned a bit about me (thanks to this blognation I've joined) and now know how amazing I am but if you're trying to find imperfection well here goes-my classic "you haven't seen that!?!?!?!?!?" movie viewing skills are well umm non existing, so Mark's been on a mission to "enlighten" me, with now titled "movies you should have been watching instead of playing outside as a kid" so far I've crossed off Clerks, Chasing Amy, Sin City, Anchorman and now tonight I am watching Princess Brides.....soon Hook and Back to the Future (which I'm fairly confident I've seen parts of it but *sigh* doesn't count), Matrix, etc....oh joy so boys and girls enjoy your night, and continue to be jealous of mine :)

"As you wish"...

Trial Run

So it's day one, technically day four (going strong since Thursday). What is??!, you ask... Ahh that would be Mark and Jen's trial run. Now many of you know Mark and I (ROCK) and spend about 80% of the time together anyways-minus work, Monday and Wednesday nights...but NOT THIS WEEK!!!

Luckily with a season ending "The City" and Mark being on vacation this week, it worked out. So basically we'll be living together for 7 days (10 if you count since Thursday). So far so good (neither one of us are worried-in fact I was flattered at how excited Mark has been for this but yea)...I'll be honest I miss my hour and a half pasta eating drama dissing (and now wedding planning updates!!)Monday night with the gals but there will plenty of days for that!!!

So evening one....Mr. Xsport only got 2.5 miles and then some elliptical out of me-spin in the morning kicked my butt, or maybe I was just uber excited to get "home"...either way arriving home to an adorable boy named Mark, and Lilies!!! So cute he is! (his reasoning for them-"I'm cooking up brats tomorrow for lunch so umm it'll smell" awww thanks sweetheart! ;) Either way I choose a "lighter" Chicken Parmesan for dinner, so we dined over some oh so romantic Kenny Fucking Powers, and talked about the days activities. We continued on to "Say Yes to the Dress". And when I say "WE" I mean:
ME: almost tearing up as bride "Jessica" finds the perfect dress with Mom and bridesmaids nodding in approval....
MARK: back at his computer with his Sony muffs on and podcasts a streaming....

ohhhhh life if grand. And now I'm learning what others do on Monday nights...a thing called 24. Jen met Jack Bauer, Jack-Jen. (where are those muffs!?) Ok bed soon..which will be the best thing ever of this whole trial run.....every night and every day next to him. How ever did I get so lucky?

Enjoy-More to come!!!!!