Me Strong like Bull

or i hope to be...i'm doing this starting Monday..

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Adult.

Truth be told I am one now. Officially 25 1/2 years old...things aren't as easy as they used to be. I can't remember the last time I went out during the week where I didn't have be back home by 7:30, worried that i'd pass out from exhuastion....I'm scared to think of the "happy hour" I have to attend next week-seeing that we aren't meeting till 7....a nap after work is in the works. I can remember being able to stay out till 1 or 2 and roll out at 5am (unhungover) to go teach spin. Those days are so lost I do not dare look for them. Now the pure thought of drinking anything but a light beer activates a pre-hangover before I even begin to drink. And as much as I love wine and all the many flavors and tastes they conceive the heachache that comes with it has yet to be justified.

I have now experienced the wrath of back pain, it's not fun. My vision is getting worse-not wanting to drive at night anymore is a sure sign. The things that my mother used to nag me about growing up are now things I bug Mark about....dirty dishes in the sink and wet towels thrown on the bed and/or floor. The pure fact that as I write this I think of exactly what is sitting in his sink and/or dishwasher I forgot to load and I just shiver.

My blackberry is my personal assisant, not for the constant web browser or the access to Outlook but for my calendar, tasks and reminders. My mind is going as well....too many "experiences" in High School might have fried the little brain cells I was born with. Never a regret though. I'm really amesome at remember things the day after they happen.

Oh but least I'm not alone, my friends are becoming "adults" too...realizing now that if we'd like to do something to plan WAAAAAY in advance. I'm guessing "save the date" cards should be used for more than just weddings. My infamous game night that I believe started out for 2/7 then to 2/20 has not been postponed to like March 2010. "save the date" girls.....SAVE........THE.....DATE....

Story time.

So Mark and I were recently coming up with fun stories about how we could tell people we met (having our good friends dating and eventually meeting up was just too boring for us) so we've basically come up with the best story, it goes like this:

Intrigued human : "how long have you guys been dating?"

Me: "5 months!!!"

Intrigued human: "wow that's it!?"

Me: "I KNOW!, we rock"

Intrigued human: "how did you guys met?"

Enters Mark...

Mark: "nocheatersdate.com"

Intrigued human: "oh uhhh I see, where was your first date?"

Mark: "motel 6"

Me in the background bow chicka bow wow-ing, pelvic thrusting, winking and guns blazing-

Intrigued human "umm yea..i gotta go"

:) :) :) :) :)

but for real....i thought this was cute (stolen from Mark) and such lovely timing-

....i'd love to hear how you and yours met, or if you can top our story! Happy Tuesday!

;)

You know who you are....enjoy!

WANTED-dead or alive.

So if you know me at all (or are getting to know me) then you know one of my many "talents" are to ruin pictures, my lastest is
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And if you REALLY knew me then you'd know my obsession called Taylor. She is my niece, she is 4, awesome and almost makes me want to have kids (relax Mark I said almost). But none the less I oggle her constantly...which is why maybe 84.8% of my pictures from Florida are of just her and me...believe it or not others were with us-but who cares about them right!? ;)
ANYWAYS, the reason for this post-is I got back some pictures I had developed and realized this man needs to be hunted down and hurt severely. Or just punched in the kneecaps, either or. Here is why:


ADORABLE picture- complete with Christmasy feeling and all-one "DISNEY 2008" frame please...right!?





Well take a closer look, in case you didn't catch it: :(

OHHHHHHHH you cruel man you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK so I understand the whole "ah the tables have turned" or "a taste of you're own medicine " thing but F that...if that's the case then I don't want to be sick anymore and I dont want anymore medicine . Oh just waaa....

So in closing if you have any information regarding this man PLEASE contact me....I will reward you once he is captured and walking around with punched in kneecaps......thanks in advance.

Girly Moment

http://www.sammoon.com/web3/

Don't judge the book by the cover-let it evolve....let the list of online shopping websites continue to grow..I look at it as a positive thing (yet Mark and my "expensive taste" convo may differ), at least it takes me away from Ebay for a bit. For some reason I am a bit ashamed of my Ebay usage..why i dont know, i feel like it's a 2001 thing to do. But hey just like me to be "behind in the times" then. Though this blogging ordeal keeps me hip, along with my good looks...ha. Again I dream big. Enjoy!

PS-happy Office/30 Rock thursday!

Almost!

I was sooooooooo close to getting back at him for my most recent "im an idiot" mishap...luckily no one ever said anything (well except him (Ray/VRN/the person i hate most) who of course got a kick out of me blogging it and showed his wife) but anyways...so so close...but yes (sigh) he is smarter than me and saw it and changed it....shucks!