Thursday, April 30, 2009

Can't Twitter or FB sooo I'll blog.

Yep, for no reason I thought I would remove myself from the social networks for 24 hours. It's not easy. My friend Mick finally told me he'd take me to Hannah Montana IF I tweeted. DAMN him, so I showed my hatred for him via text message. Other than that I'm doing OK.
Soooooooo on to much more important things, why must people always complain? What's with the negativity ALL THE TIME. I mean-Yes, I do complain at times, get stressed, want to quit my job, etc...but for moments and then I'm back to my good old chippery self. I find myself more and more surrounded by unhappy people. They are never happy or at least they never act like it, always find something to complain or dislike. It's getting really hard to deal with and makes me want to distant myself from these "Debbie Downers" (DD's), and fast. :(
For example- this most recent update on Facebook. "The like" button-groovy! What better way to show someone or something your gratitude and appreciation for something in one quick click, I'm ALLLLLL for it. BUT NOOOOOO not the DD's of the world...instead some pathetically depressed and annoying person decided to make an "ADD DISLIKE BUTTON" fan page. OK seriously!?!?!? IF YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING JUST DON'T CLICK "like".-geeeeeze. How hard is that?? Booo, you loser you.
Sometimes I wish people would enjoy the simple things in life. When is the last time you gave a compliment, or said something or even did something nice? Or have you too just been complaining and adding to this ever growing popularity of negativity. Dude-guess what? It's not cool and not one bit attractive.
Here's an idea, try focusing on stuff you do like and ignore the stuff you don't.

And here-SMILE and Awwww for a sec :)
More here-Puppies.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Flickr

Yes I live under a rock, I don't have a Flickr account, in fact my friends and I are on Snapfish like OH MY GOD how do we manage?! Ohh relax-it works so whatever. Anyways I saw this on digg.com and thought it was pretty darn cool and now you can think the same. Later lovers.


Thursday, April 23, 2009

Even though I am a Cubs Fan

I laughed....

“A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, getting a little practice in before the final exams. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He uncovers the sheet over the body, and to his surprise he finds a cork in the corpse’s rectum. Figuring that this is fairly unusual, he pulls the cork out, and to his surprise, the rectum starts singing, “Hey Chicago what do you say... the Cubs are gonna” The student is amazed, and places the cork back in the backside.

The music stops. Totally freaked out, the student calls the Medical Examiner over to the corpse. “Look at this, this is really something,” the student tells the examiner as he pulls the cork back out again. “Hey Chicago what do you say... the Cubs are gonna” So what? “ the Medical Examiner replies, obviously unimpressed with the students discovery. “But isn’t that the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?” asked the student. Are you kidding?” replied the Examiner, “I’ve heard hundreds of assholes sing that stupid song.”

Etsy

I'm sure you've heard of it, if not try it, its great. Etsy
I browse almost daily just for the heck of it, found tons of things that I don't need but buy anyways and the sellers are all so nice!!! My first buy was an adorable pair of earrings from a super sweet gal and I can't wait to buy more!

I will soon be selling out the stores below:

EDOR

LAVALLEY GIRL

LOVEAMARIE


I could go on but now it's your turn...what are you favs....

Monday, April 20, 2009

Part Boy.

I am...I hate drama and gossip, have more guy friends then girl because of it. Hate talking on the phone, can go from shower to out the door in 8 mins flat, practically pay rent for my mind being in the "gutter" so much, and I love sports. ALL OF THEM, and all teams Chicago. So poop on you if you say I can't like them all, too late- I do. Now is the best time to be a Chicago Sports fan, Bulls and the Hawks both in the playoffs, Cubs and Sox just getting to the grind of things, and oh boy come September the Bears are gonna get their act together and show us their stuff. So might I suggest finding some HD-ness and a couch and enjoy the boys-oh wait thats the girl in me but come on!! There are sooooo many fines one to look at, and those muscles, woah cowboy :D

Now if someone could just work on the weather it would be much appreciated.

Go Chicago.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Repeative I am.

Because my life is so eventful, fast paced and exciting, I paused a moment and took the week to reflect on my behaviors. Just like my life I am so very cool, take a look!

Things I say too much.
  • Wow
  • Yikes
  • Ummmm
  • Yea ok
  • Peace out
  • Ohhhh (usually then a booo or waaa comes after and now "oh man" thanks to Mark)
  • Jerkface
  • So's your face
  • Ugh
  • TWSS (but who doesn't say that too much, and at totally inappropriate times?!)
  • Repeat everything you say but throw in the opposition of it, like-
You- "oh god, stop it"
Me- "oh god, start it"

  • Blah
  • Shut it
  • Later kid

Things I do too much.

  • Talk in my sleep (and probably in general)
  • Chew gum
  • Twirl my hair (or used to-boo.)
  • Ebay
  • Tweet
  • Apologize when I have nothing to be sorry about or should even be saying sorry at all
  • 98.9% of the time when on the phone I end the convo with "Ok thanks bye" regardless of what I'm saying or doing (damn nice bones I have)
That's just a few I've written down, and yes I did make a list! As you might think I'm pretty close to perfect but, I beg to differ....so here are a few things I want to do more of-


Jennifer's lists of improvements.
  • Don't judge
  • Realize good things do happen to me and it's ok to not feel guilty if something does indeed go my way
  • Make sure Mark knows what he means to me
  • Forget the past
  • Call more then text
  • Remember people might not always have sarcasm on the brain like I do 24/7.
  • Have an opinion and be ok when someone has a different one.

Wow ok now I'm getting depressed because I could totally keep more....and yeah well not the point of this post, whatever.

But anyways what do you guys say/do too much??


"Peace out kids" (ahhh see how I did that)

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Beyond random.

Yep-this post is.
I had a crazy day full of braiding my 12 inch ponytail that is at my desk STILL drying (yes gross times 4) But then I got bored...so I added our now deformed Chocolate bunny who has the face and butt left (yep we are sickos here) to look something like this-
Finished the afternoon off with some awesome tunes...and now got the best email from a good friend who I haven't seen since I visited him in Ohio last summer...and he simply ended it with-
Oh I love that boy....and yep you don't care but you've read this far so ha..sucker...TOLD YOU RANDOM....and OK video time.....I pee my pants every time I see this (OK that's a lie but still)


So enjoy your crazy filled day....Happy Tax day....I actually get money back for the first time ever so WOW what a treat, 2009 rocks my world. AND OH MY GOD, I almost forgot...Ray stole the famous Chocolate clearanced Easter bunny's bow tie and wore it-so fitting.
OK peeps off to shop and get some booze in me tonight...watch for the drunk tweets!!!